Are You Missing Out On These Pleasures Because You’re a Big
Woman?
Ultimate Secrets Revealed:
How To Thrill Your Lover and Enjoy Great sex, No
Matter What Your Size
You can't be too rich or too thin," society tells you. Or no, society doesn't "tell" you.
Society screams at you. You're bombarded by the blaring message daily.
It comes at you like a gale
force wind, or at least some kind of wind. You’re screamed at to be thin from the covers
and pages of magazines. You’re shouted at from our TV screens. You’re blasted from billboards. You hear it
constantly: if you want to be beautiful, sexy, and desirable, you must be thin.
As if hearing this message isn’t
bad enough, you’re also assaulted with images. Everywhere you look, you see pictures
of slender women-women who could quite likely fit inside one thigh of a large, curvaceous woman. It is these slender women-the ones with the flat stomachs (where DO women get stomachs that flat?),
who are depicted in romantic, sexual situations. It is these slender women who are shown
in passionate embraces.
So what is a big beautiful woman
to do?
From
The Boudoirs of
Andrea
Rains Waggener &
Nancy
Anne Eltrich.
Dear
Voluptuous Vixen,
Are
you fed up with feeling like you can’t be good in bed because you’re a large woman? Do
you feel unattractive and not at all sexy? Do you despair of ever having the kind of sex
life you read about in books and see on TV?
We understand! We’ve been there.
But we’re not there
anymore. Yes, we’re big. But who cares?
Our husbands think
we’re sexy
as all get out, and we have great sex whenever
we want
it. Want to find out how you can have it
too?
Keep reading.
You know what we’re talking about, don’t
you? You feel the same frustration we do, we bet.
But
even if you’re a big woman, you still want to be romantic and sexual, right? You still want passionate embraces. You
still want to be panted and drooled over.
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Not sure how to get what you
want? We’ve got the answers you’re looking for.
Given the “be skinny or be
sex-deprived” message that you’re constantly facing in our society, it’s no wonder you think you need to diet to be a sexy
woman. While dieting, though, you mostly think about
your weight, don’t you? You think about the food you can’t have. When you’re not dieting, you’re thinking about how you should be dieting. Isn’t that right? We bet you spend most of your time thinking about the food you’re eating that you shouldn’t be
eating or thinking about the food you want to be eating that you’re not eating. It’s not
much fun, is it?
With
all this focus on dieting, on trying to listen to society’s loud and vehement message about the right way to be beautiful and sexy,
how in the world do you have any time to think about actually being beautiful and
sexy? And even more important, how do you have time to think about having
sex?
Lovemaking is, obviously,
revealing and intimate. Good lovemaking is even more. It’s passionate. It’s sensual. It’s wild. It’s fun. … Or at least it’s supposed to
be.
But are you enjoying this kind of
lovemaking?
If you’re like most big women,
probably not. Why? Because you’ve gotten the
message that you aren’t built right to have a good time in bed, you’ve probably convinced yourself that you have nothing to contribute
to an intimate partnership. You can’t let in pleasure because you’re too filled with
doubt, or even sadder, self-loathing.
Well, how about changing all
that? How about joining us to start a new sexual revolution?
Finally! An e-book
for large women who want to be beautiful and sexy AND have great sex without having to diet and exercise.
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Wouldn’t you rather be making love than counting calories or
running on a treadmill? If you’re smart enough to answer yes to that no-brainer question, A Big Beautiful Woman’s Guide To Great Sex-The Caramel Sutra is the e-book for you!
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A Big Beautiful Woman’s Guide to Great
Sex-The Caramel Sutra is the ultimate hand-book
of advice and encouragement for every big woman who wants to wow their man in bed. This guide will lead you away from your
doubt and toward your pleasure. And it will have you laughing, nodding, and
hopefully eventually breathing heavily all the way.
A Big Beautiful Woman’s Guide to Great Sex covers every aspect of a great sex life. The e-book will help
you have the kind of lovemaking you’ve always wanted. When you read A Big Beautiful Woman’s
Guide to Great Sex, you’ll discover:
How to keep past hurt and rejection from ruining lovemaking in your
current relationship
The secret to FINALLY accepting yourself exactly the way you
are
Why thinking about your lover and lovemaking all day long instead of
food (or lack thereof) will give you the kind of sex life you’ve only previously dreamed about
The one thing you MUST know about what your man needs if you want great
lovemaking
The best way to get over performance anxiety (and have fun doing
it!)
How you can use food to improve your sex life-find out which foods are
the magic love potions you need for incredible lovemaking
A simple way to use something you probably take for granted to jumpstart
the kind of wild lovemaking that can last all night
Tips and tricks for turning your big beautiful body into
an invitation for sex that your man will NOT be able to turn down
Ways to keep your lovemaking great for the rest of your
life
How to touch your lover in ways that will make him your willing sex
slave
Proven oral strategies that are low calorie and high
pleasure.
Specific suggestions for lovemaking positions that guarantee the heights
of pleasure
Hot ideas for how to take your lovemaking delights out of the
bedroom.
Each chapter of A Big Beautiful Woman’s Guide to Great Sex is divided
into amusing and helpful subsections full of all kinds of “hands-on” advice. At the end
of each chapter, you’ll find even more fun and frolic in “SexSteps,” action steps that will help you waste no time in putting into
practice the techniques and tantalizing tidbits you’ve read. Each chapter also has a “A
Man Weighs In” sidebar that offers a man’s opinion on the general topic of the chapter.
We combine our vast and voluptuous
experience with the enthusiastic input of our happy husbands and share, with as much humor and grace as possible, what we’ve learned
about turning our curves, ample as they are, into an asset of awesome sexual power.
So who are we and why should you listen to
us?
Andrea Rains Waggener holds a B.A. in
Psychology from The College of William and Mary. A former newspaper columnist,
Andrea is the author of Alternate Beauty, a chick lit novel
about an obese woman who finds herself in a universe where big is considered beautiful and discovers, for the first time, self esteem
and romance when she finally accepts her body for what it is. Andrea is also the
author of self help e-book, Healthy, Wealthy, & Wise-52 Life-Changing Lessons for the
Twenty-first Century. Andrea has appeared
on Fox News Network’s, Fox & Friends and the Pacific Northwest TV shows, Northwest Afternoon and Being In Seattle.
Andrea has experienced sex from both a thin
woman’s perspective and a big woman’s perspective. She readily admits that
she’s had far more orgasms as a big woman than she ever did when she was thin. (This, her husband would argue, is due to her current partner’s prowess, but she has learned a thing
or two about herself through years of dealing with self-esteem issues.) Andrea is
enjoying the early years of a new, super-sensual marriage.
“Andrea conveys ideas that plain and simply make your life better. And she does this in a way
that is . . . dare I say it? -- FUN! She tells stories from her own life that you can truly
relate to. And suddenly, you discover that she's drawn you to a place of understanding something
extraordinarily important and valuable. And given you sensible tools and practices.
I encourage you to read everything by Andrea Rains Waggener that you can get your eyes and/or
hands on.”
--Sandra
Lee,
Licensed Massage Practitioner
Vancouver,
British Columbia, Canada
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“Andrea Rains Waggener is one of the most inspirational authors I’ve
ever read. I've always been an optimistic person, but her columns and books have made me look much more closely at
what I do and why I do it, and how I could do it better. I admire her tremendously.”
--Meg Chittenden,
Author
Lakewood, Washington
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Nancy Anne Eltrich graduated summa cum laude with a B.S. in both Music
and Education from Northern Arizona University, and is a former high school teacher who taught English, Literature, and Writing, as
well as Band, Choral Music, and Theory. Nancy and her
husband, Tom, have been married since 1978. They agree that if anything, sex is even better
now than ever. Apparently practice does make perfect!
As the mother of two grown sons, Nancy has dealt with many different
body shapes over the years, with the result that Tom declared that she “is built for comfort, not speed”. Since speed has never been a
goal in good sex, what others might consider a drawback has turned out to be a benefit. Nancy and her husband have appeared as guests
to discuss their successful marriage on Twin Cities Live.
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”Nancy has practical, proven ideas on how to make relationships work.
Her direct and open approach toward love and communication has not only made her marriage a success but has served as
an inspiration to countless others. What she does works!”
--Dr. Kevin Leman,
author of Growing Up Firstborn and
The Birth Order Book
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”By taking responsibility for her own life choices, Nancy Eltrich has managed to set an example and
still have fun doing it! Her personal experiences as well as insights into behavior and motivation make her
the perfect choice to co-author A Big beautiful woman’s Guide.”
--Lynn Richard,
Marriage Counselor
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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As our bodies might indicate, we love food-especially luscious goodies like
chocolate and caramel. But we love sex a great deal
more.
And in all humbleness, we’re good at it. Just ask our husbands.
We want you to be good at
lovemaking too. And if you’ve been missing out
on all the fun for way too long, we want you to discover the juicy joys that great sex has to offer. We pour our passion and our humor into A Big Beautiful Woman’s Guide to
Great Sex to give you everything you need to
experience the lovemaking you’ve always wanted.
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“Big women can be the world’s best lovers. If you don’t already know that, then you should read A
Big Beautiful Woman’s Guide to Great Sex to find out why. You will learn more tips and tricks that you
thought imaginable to give your man a permanent ear-to-ear grin. After reading A Big Beautiful Woman’s Guide
to Great Sex, I now wish my wife was a big woman.”
--Michael Webb
Best-selling author and founder of
TheRomantic.com
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"Very interesting and lots of food for thought!!! I am so impressed with this book
because it tells straight out how so many woman must feel inside and no one else knows! I went
from 5' 7" 115 lbs at 18 years and modeling for stores and photographers to 5' 7" and size 18 at 56
years. People still tell me I "look nice" but I feel like a blob of fat! Feeling
ugly and feeling guilty because you are not losing the fat does have a stong impact on one's self
esteem. Great job Andea & Nancy!!!"
--Kitty (last name withheld for privacy)
Wisconsin
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So how can you get your hands on
A Big Beautiful Woman’s Guide to Great
Sex? Well, you CAN’T get it in bookstores. You can ONLY get it here. And the good news is that
once you order, you’ll have the e-book RIGHT NOW so you can get that great sex you want right
away. Who likes delayed gratification? You want your pleasure NOW, don’t you?
And what’s this life-changing
e-book going to cost you?
When we priced this e-book, we
thought about charging a million bucks for it. After all, great lovemaking is priceless,
right?
Oh, okay, so we never considered a
million bucks. But we did kick around $97.
We also started to kick around $69 but decided that number was WAY to much fun to kick around.
We know that getting past your body image issues and getting the lovemaking pleasure you want will ultimately save you a whole
bunch of money. Think about all that money you spend on diet books and programs and
exercise equipment and tapes. Think about all the money you spend on junk food when
you’re eating your misery instead of sucking on something far more fun (something that your man will be very happy you’re sucking
on). We figure spending a mere $97 or $69 to feel sexy and get the pleasure and romance
you want is a bargain by comparison.
We finally decided, however, that
we want as many women as possible to enjoy these lovemaking secrets. So we set the price
at $49.97.
But wait……
Since we’re in a good mood right
now (and who knows, that might not last-you know how changeable women’s moods can be; if someone takes away our chocolate, we might
get cranky), we’re cutting $20 off the price of A Big Beautiful Woman’s Guide to Great Sex! For as
long as the mood strikes us (like we said, who knows how long that will be-it could only last a few days), you can get A Big Beautiful Woman’s
Guide to Great Sex for only $29.97.
And when you order A Big Beautiful Woman’s Guide to Great Sex now, the e-book isn’t all you get. You also get FIVE
bonuses to help you create the sex life you want.
You’ll get:
1. "A Pretty Package-How to
Transform Yourself Into the Voluptuous Vixen You’ve Always Wanted to
Be.”
This
Special Report is filled with specific ideas and tips
for being and SEEING YOURSELF as a beautiful,
sexy woman who will drive a man wild in bed.
Value, $17.
